We are going to start this one off with yet another proof that Green Days Fan Club is one of the worst in the world and the people involved with it are nothing but a bunch of liers and idiotic morons, who can talk big but dont deliver as promised and rather fuck with the fans than truely give them something great like they should (Seriously Billie, Mike and Tre, it's really about fucking time you kick those fucking assholes and put someone else in charge, all they do is shed bad light on you, working with your friends might be fun and all but if you're friends suck ass you still give them the boot)
As you might have guessed that I was one of the "lucky" people who won the IC's so called "Early Entry" contest, and I mean I never expected this to be super special and exclusive in the first place anyways, I've seen enough of the IC's shit in the past to know that most things they announce aren't even remotely what they seem, still I wouldn't have thought that it would turn out to be that much of a joke, not that Im surprised though, it's really typical for them.
But let me tell you the whole story:
The Email had told us to be at the Media Entrance 45 min. prior to the show, which was no where to be found, no one knew were that was supposed to be, not even the event security. Finally we ended up waiting at a green spot close to an entrance for the trucks and busses of the event, where we were to be wait till around 2.15pm, which turned out to be just when the guys had finished there sound check.
When it was the time, a guy from the IC and a security guy came and they gave us neon yellow wrist bands with numbers and then we were allowed to slip under a red-white tape
and had to wait again next to the entrace till they'd come and let us in, must have been another 10 min. maybe, and told us we would have to wait
inside later again, and when they let us in it was just a few steps in next to some
trees, but already with the stage in sight.
So here we were waiting yet again for a while and after a couple of min. it was said we'd be let in 10 min. before the others. Super, that shortly, we thought, oh well still enough time to not have to run. While we were waiting one of the guys who sold ice cream came to us, that was the one of the few nice things about this whole thing. After standing around for a while all of a sudden it was said that they were gonna let us in together with the everyone else now, the second the gates would open for them ours would open too. It was said we'd just have to run straight ahead towards the stage while the others would had to go up a hill and around up there somewhere, which meant that they seemed to have the longer way in, but it would still mean we have to run cause obviously non of us knew exactly how much longer than us it would really take them in the end and as they would be running like hell we'd have no choice but to run as well.
So naturally we spent the rest of the waiting time complaining what a fucking joke that was cause all we really got out of this so called Early Entry now was no security and ticket check and possibly a lil bit shorter way in, but big deal, we were still going to have to run, and that was definitely no early entrance, just a different entrance.
And then it was finally time, the doors for the others opened and off we raced, lucky us it went a lil down hill shortly after the gate so we had to be fast and be careful at the same time, and next to the stage we already were, but we really all only slowed down at the barriers. All in all we were maybe like 2-3 min. in before the rest, turns out the others had to run up a hill and then down the seats somewhere, also they apparently had to show there tickets a second time, so good, admittedly we still had it much easier to get in than them and so in retrospect I am still glad that I didn't have to go in the regular way, god knows where I would have ended up then, but generally it was really the total joke again, this really can't be counted as an early entrance, an early entrance is supposed to give people the chance to get in with enough time before everyone else so there is no need for hurrying, but this was more like an IC-VIP entrance, they should rename it to that.
So thanks IC for yet again living up to what you promise, altough there's really no need for that now anymore, I think every last moron has realized by now that you truely are idiots as your name says.
So rant time is over (for now), let's get on with the actual review
The Donots:
There is absolutely no doubt who was the better support act at this show, The Donots kicked fucking Joan Bitches ass, and that though the guys actually seemed to have a lil sound problem, it was a lil hard understanding them singing from where I was standing, you couldn't really make out the words, yet that lil flaw didn't kill the mood in the slightest, on the contrary, no one seemed to care cause they still fucking rocked, they were even better than in Hannover and I really enjoyed myself despite getting squashed in the crowd and spending the end of the show standing diagonally at the barrier and actually slipping down slowly at the end of the last song, it was still fucking worth it, I can only highly recommend this band to anyone who hasn't seen them live yet.
Joan Jett and Fuck her bands name:
Joan Jett is nothing but a pathetic, old, overrated hag who thinks she's super cool just cause she knows how to play the guitar and thinks that would make her a rock star, but the truth is she just sucks ass, she sings either totally flat or in a retarded overdone trying-to-sound-cool-way, she especially killed Crimson and Clover (the fuck was that), she's lacking power and enthusiasm in her performance though it's very obvious that this is as hard as she can go, but well what more can you expect from a flat, shrivelled, ugly, old grandma who's time was up years before she actually even started out, and the guys should really be ashamed for letting her support them and actually thinking she's great, can't say I'm surprised though, ever since there so braindeadly in love with there fucking untalented musical twerp kindergarden brigade thinking there fucking amazingly talented and great people, stuff like that is to be expected from now on, also when chicks make rock music guys in rock bands have a screwed up judgement anyways cause they think as men they have to be respectful to them cause of women in male domains and shit or there being intolerant, and just the plain fact that there's a chick making rock music makes her automatically super fucking cool to guys, she doesn't even have to be good, just the fact that she's trying makes her still super awesome and admireable, well fuck that shit, if she sucks ass it's not wrong to tell her she sucks idiots, you may think it's still important to support them, but all you do is fucking insult any other woman in this world if you turn some untalented bitch into something great.
So as unsurprising as that may be, I still have to say you're judgement for musical talent seriously sucks major ass guys, especially lately, and I'm actually starting to get surprised that you're still able to make great music yourself despite that your musical taste is that severely screwed up.
And as for that bitch, you're nothing but a disgrace to rock and a disgrace to woman, so why don't you do us all a favour Joan and take your fucking jet and fly to a retirement home or better yet the next best grave yard and go fuck yourself or I'm gonna give you more than the fingers next time I see you somewhere.
Green Day
EJN was really cute, Billie picked a boy I'd had randomly seen in the crowd while waiting earlier, who was already so fucked and exhausted that he almost fell into Billie's arms when he hugged him, Billie seemed to have noticed that so he responded with hugging him tightly actually lifting him off his feet, a really sweet moment.
When he told him what to do there seemed to be severe understanding problems, the boy didn't seem to get what Billie tried to tell him at all so after several attempts Billie simply did a switch and let the boy save him.
Ironically, when the song was over and Billie asked his name, it was him who didn't understand, it was Dominik but Billie didn't catch that so he just called him buddy again. When he was about to leave then, Billie held him back and said "Hold on I've got something special planned for you" and then he talked him into stage diving back in the crowd to where he was standing before, and after he looked a lil reluctant at first he actually ended up doing it.
Nice guys finish last, Iron Man and Paint it black snippets and Highway to Hell where played again, instead of Burn Out we had Welcome to Paradise and Jaded this time, and, like at all the other shows after Hannover, When it's time was the first song of the accoustic set, nice song I guess, tough I really don't understand why everyone acts so fucking crazy about it wetting there pants in excitement every time its just being mentioned like it's one of the sweetest most wonderful songs they ever done, it's nothing special really, but yeah, I know, it's done by the stupid musical cast and you can drool all over Billie when it's accoustic so of course it's awesome
When they were about to do Give me Novacaine Billie heard it was someone's Birthday so he let us sing a Happy Birthday for that person to the tune of Novacaine adressing them as "Dear your name"
At some point Mike took someone's sunglasses, there were just regular ones but he looked so damn cool with them that he should have actually kept them on for the rest of the show
There were some people in the Early Entry with me who had brought a whole plastic bag with stuff for Billie and I think he actually ended up using it all, they were a colorful wig he took during Longview (which he made the girl who was just up there to sing wear as well), an Elmo handpuppet he used I think it was before Brain Stew to animate the crowd and a funny Chicken hat he wore during Kfad while singing Satisfaction and Hey Jude, pretty funny sight
Some more funny moments during Kfad, Billie was lying at the end of catwalk this time (I had a fucking awesome view on it this time, I was right at the barrier next to it somewhat in the middle maybe and the stage was the perfect height to see the whole thing) and at some point after humping the floor he had to scratch his ass, and after Tre did his lil stroll up and down the catwalk and stopped in front of Billie he must have made some extremely funny faces (I only saw him from the back at this point, he was almost right next to me) cause Billie had to laugh twice while doing "Now wait a minute"
At some point when Tre had thrown away his drumsticks again like he often does when a song ends, he had actually managed to throw one of them so high that it landed on a spotlight rafter, I didn't exactly see it happen but I saw some peoples and his amazed reaction and how he gestuered it to someone who wanted to know what happened.
Not all too long after this had happened (maybe like two or three songs later) I randomly saw that one of the lighting guys that are always up in the back behind Tre was holding a drumstick showing him that he caught it, I'm not sure if he intentionally tried to catch it or not, but I think it was rather coincidental again that Tre actually had thrown it up to him
All in all it was not a bad show, but certainly not as great as two weeks ago
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